HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a twit.
Porn is supposed to add value to your life, not control it.
Well, porn was controlling his life, and I offered him a
solution that would let him turn the tables and control his
urges.
Parental control software would restrict his access to his
addiction, just like how recovering alcoholics are advised to steer
clear of bars.
But nooooooo, he wants to insist on going into a caffeine
addiction to distract him from the porn.
It boggles my mind to figure out how that's supposed to work. If
anything, too much caffeine can harm a person, the same way too
much of a good thing can.
Oh well. Good advice is wasted on retards. 
